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Diddly Squat Farm Shop

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The official page for Diddly Squat Farm. Opened in 2020 by Jeremy Clarkson, the Diddly Squat Farm Shop is a Cotswolds-based emporium of edible delights and potatoes.

Storefronts

DomainCountryCurrencyLanguagePrimary
diddlysquatfarmshop.comGB—en—

Products (50)

TitleVendorTypePriceVariants
Pink Sheep Knit JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 885
Grey Knitted Sheep HatDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 261
From Diddly with Love x 4 - 35ml, 40% ABVDiddly Squat Farm ShopAlcoholGBP 261
Diddly Squat Farm CocktailsDiddly Squat Farm ShopAlcoholGBP 324
Kids PonchoDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 121
The Best Tractor Tote BagDiddly Squat FarmHomewareGBP 18.51
"Muddy Bugger" Build-Your-Own Tractor KitDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 391
Bee Juice Honey 350gDiddly Squat FarmAmbient FoodGBP 12.21
Puppies of Diddly Squat Farm 2026 CalendarDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 12.21
Blue Sheep Knit JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 885
Cockerel SocksDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 101
Hardback Luxury NotebookDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 12.53
Wellie Boot BrushDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 11.31
Diddly Squat Soft Knit BeanieDiddly Squat Farm ShopHatGBP 262
Hawkstone Lager 12x330mlDiddly Squat Farm ShopAlcoholGBP 281
Trucker HatDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 211
Woolly Sheep ScarfDiddly Squat Farm ShopHomewareGBP 221
Bollocks CandleDiddly Squat FarmHomewareGBP 22.51
Diddly's Fine China MugDiddly Squat FarmHomewareGBP 181
Diddly Distressed HoodieDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 485
Limited Edition T-ShirtDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 285
Grey Knitted Sheep ScarfDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 221
Pepper and Map Tea TowelDiddly Squat Farm ShopHomewareGBP 12.51
The Best Tractor Tea TowelDiddly Squat FarmHomewareGBP 9.51
Pencils x 6Diddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 7.51
Children's Sheep JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 344
Kids Oatmeal Sheep Knit JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 345
Kids Blue Sheep Knit JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 345
Ginger Marmalade 340gDiddly Squat Farm ShopJamGBP 4.81
Diddly Chopping BoardDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 241
Socks: 7 Days Of The Week (7 x pairs)Diddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 501
Kids Green Sheep Knit JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 345
White Tractor T ShirtDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 21.55
Lion’s Mane Powder 60gDiddly Squat Farm ShopAmbient FoodGBP 19.81
Piccalilli Chutney 280gDiddly Squat Farm ShopChutneyGBP 4.81
For Farms' Sake Cap - GreenDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 241
Diddly Squat Farm Shop PerfumeDiddly Squat Farm ShopPerfumeGBP 282
Diddly Squat Farm Gin in a Tin - 50cl, 40% ABVDiddly Squat Farm ShopAlcoholGBP 393
Red Tractor SocksDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 101
Box of 24x40g Diddly Squat Farm Hand Cooked Crisps: Mushroom & Wild GarlicDiddly Squat Farm ShopAmbient FoodGBP 37.41
Box of 24x40g Diddly Squat Farm Hand Cooked Crisps: Cheese and OnionDiddly Squat Farm ShopAmbient FoodGBP 37.41
Hint of Hot Gin 70cl, 40% ABVDiddly Squat Farm ShopAlcoholGBP 391
"I am a F***er" Shirt - NavyDiddly Squat Farm ShopClothingGBP 285
Rapeseed Oil Gift PackDiddly Squat FarmAmbient FoodGBP 121
Diddly Squat Farm Top TrumpsDiddly Squat Farm ShopToysGBP 9.991
UmbrellaDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 201
Bee Juice Rum 20cl, 30%Diddly Squat Farm ShopAlcoholGBP 19.51
Oatmeal Sheep Knit JumperDiddly Squat Farm ShopGBP 884
Wool Sheep BlanketDiddly Squat Farm ShopHomewareGBP 551
Diddly's Fine China JugDiddly Squat Farm ShopHomewareGBP 241

Brand voice

Core value prop
An authentic, Cotswolds-based emporium offering a mix of locally produced farm goods and exclusive branded merchandise tied to the celebrity-led farm experience.
Target audience
Fans of the associated media series and visitors seeking authentic British rural produce and novelty gifts.
Price tier
mid-market
Category focus
Farm shop and branded merchandise
Brand personality
The brand blends traditional British agriculture with a modern, satirical edge. It doesn't take itself too seriously, using a voice that is candid and slightly grumpy yet welcoming. It positions itself as a destination for both high-quality local edibles and tongue-in-cheek merchandise, bridging the gap between a working farm and a tourist attraction.
Product breadth
broad
Voice & tone
irreverent, dryly humorous, unpretentious, blunt
Differentiators
Strong celebrity association, Direct-from-farm provenance, Humorous brand storytelling, Exclusive collaborative merchandise
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